I am on a quest
For my father's sacred sword
Unparalleled in craftsmanship in all the land
 
The blade, the blade!
Sharper than a dragon's fangs
Cuts through foes like a big knife through a ham
 
All I ever wanted was to fill his giant shoes
I'll retrieve his sacred blade, there's no way that I could lose!
 
...Wait, what?
 
What? What do you mean?
You're telling me he stole it from a guy when he wasn't looking?
What? What do you mean?
You're telling me my father was a lousy good-for-nothing?
 
No! I don't believe you!
Foul demon begone
 
So you're telling me
That he stole a sword to impress the ladies?
And - furthermore
That he was a no good crook who would steal from a baby?
 
No! I don't believe you!
Lying beast begone!
 
I am on a quest for my father's sacred blade
I know it's so strong and so cool
People lie and besmirch my father's name -
 
Bronkius Bonehead
The Village Fool
 
(God rest his soul)
